So how do I transition from THAT? Hey, fake Motor Vehicle Division... if you don't put the name of your company in your junk mail, and attempt to make it look all "official," then obviously you are attempting deceit, and I refuse to do business with you. I know you're selling motor vehicle warranties, which are worthless anyway. But because of your deceitful practices, I don't even want to hear your sales pitch. Please quit killing trees and filling landfills. I will NOT call your 877 number... but I WILL post it here in case someone Google searches and comes across it, they can identify you. 877-692-5070
Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth. Oh never mind; you will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded. But trust me, in 20 years you’ll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can’t grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked. You’re not as fat as you imagine.
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